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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 July 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2630
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BastardOfBodom : I like metal, gaming, and cigars!
Im also a huge Deviantart addict..

If you would like to respond to anything I've said or just say "oh hai" feel free to email me..

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Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML


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On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML


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On 02/04/2009 at 4:05pm - health - by BritneyFink (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML


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On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML


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On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML


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On 12/23/2008 at 2:43am - misc - by Plume - Sent from mobile version

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