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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 July 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2330
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BastardOfBodom : I like metal, gaming, and cigars!
Im also a huge Deviantart addict..

If you would like to respond to anything I've said or just say "oh hai" feel free to email me..

mysliwiecmj@gmail.com

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Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

#21964
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37247) - you deserved it (3052)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34198) - you deserved it (59704)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML

#8356
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10990) - you deserved it (41522)

On 02/04/2009 at 4:05pm - health - by BritneyFink (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30747) - you deserved it (3356)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

#2154
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7989) - you deserved it (55439)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

#578
23 comments

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On 12/23/2008 at 2:43am - misc - by Plume - Sent from mobile version



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