Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

BastardOfBodom

Search for a member

BastardOfBodom

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 July 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2663
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BastardOfBodom : I like metal, gaming, and cigars!
Im also a huge Deviantart addict..

If you would like to respond to anything I've said or just say "oh hai" feel free to email me..

mysliwiecmj@gmail.com

BastardOfBodom's page activity

Visits<b>holymacabre</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 7:36pm<b>pineapples8</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 7:41am<b>rubesb123</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 5:27pm<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 03/22/2014 at 11:59pm<b>smallzz993</b> - the 01/26/2014 at 5:06pm<b>Thursdayxo</b> - the 10/11/2013 at 1:07am<b>wowmls</b> - the 02/13/2013 at 5:29pm<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 12:54am<b>Callyente</b> - the 01/12/2011 at 6:04pm

BastardOfBodom's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

BastardOfBodom's favorite FMLs

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

#21964
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41522) - you deserved it (3437)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36541) - you deserved it (63353)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML

#8356
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13352) - you deserved it (45693)

On 02/04/2009 at 4:05pm - health - by BritneyFink (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34593) - you deserved it (3753)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

#2154
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9757) - you deserved it (62353)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

#578
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22885) - you deserved it (2126)

On 12/23/2008 at 2:43am - misc - by Plume - Sent from mobile version



FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: