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Bartimaeus
  • Town/Country : Savannah, Georgia, United States of America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1026
  • Number of comments : 181
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

About Bartimaeus : I like to point out the faults in some retarded FMLs. I love the site. It is always worth going to. Most of my comments are so true that they are... offensive, at least. I try.

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Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25935) - you deserved it (4454)

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Today, while tubing down the river, we stopped for lunch. I accidentally left my shoes on the sand when we left. I had to walk two miles through dense woods with no trail and no shoes. FML



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