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Bartimaeus

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 July 1993 (22 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 1463
  • Number of comments : 181
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

About Bartimaeus : I like to point out the faults in some retarded FMLs. I love the site. It is always worth going to. Most of my comments are so true that they are... offensive, at least. I try.

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Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 4:29am

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Bartimaeus's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

by keenan / 09/19/2010 at 7:55pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, while tubing down the river, we stopped for lunch. I accidentally left my shoes on the sand when we left. I had to walk two miles through dense woods with no trail and no shoes. FML