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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 July 1993 (21 years)
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About Bartimaeus : I like to point out the faults in some retarded FMLs. I love the site. It is always worth going to. Most of my comments are so true that they are... offensive, at least. I try.

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Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML


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Today, while tubing down the river, we stopped for lunch. I accidentally left my shoes on the sand when we left. I had to walk two miles through dense woods with no trail and no shoes. FML

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