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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 February 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 367
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About Barr3lR0ll : I'm mostly friendly, curious about the pet pig? Message me he is pretty awesome.

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Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML


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On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my escape artist of a dog got out. She not only chased someone else's cat into someone else's house, but promptly defecated all over their living room floor out of excitement. That's one way to meet the new neighbors. FML


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