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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5742
  • Number of comments : 470
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Bano360 : Student by day, batman by night.
I've realised that most of the FML community do not understand sarcasm or jokes. People need to lighten the fuck up.

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today at work, a woman came up to the snack bar an orderd a pretzel with no salt. When I servd her the food, she angrily complaind about it having no salt, followd by her throwing thehole thing in mah face. fat FML

#20794141
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47063) - you deserved it (3185)

On 07/20/2013 at 1:47pm - work - by YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today I cummed home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

#20793742
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52766) - you deserved it (8987)

On 07/20/2013 at 4:35am - work - by Dirty_Mind_69 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I agreed to lend my daughter's inflatable pool to my nieghbor fir the day. Barely an hour later, I witnessed his son jump off there balcony, missing the pool by inches. He's now in hospital, and my nieghbor has sworn to sue me, saying I'm responsible because the pool is mine. FML

#20792517
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55869) - you deserved it (3712)

On 07/19/2013 at 3:06pm - kids - by getmeoutofthiscountry (man) - United States

it's my fift wedding anniversary. My wife baild on te romantic dinner tat I arrangd in favor of running off wit er friends. Tier big event: an amateur Figt Club event tey'd decidd to stage in an abandond parking lot. FML

#20792281
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41362) - you deserved it (3831)

On 07/19/2013 at 12:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

I went on a blind date and we seemed to have hit it off nicely. I asked him if he could drive me home. Along the way he stopped on a pitch-black road and told me to get out so he could take a picture. He then gave me mah bag and drove off, leaving me stranded in the middle of nowhere. FML

TODAY,HILE LYING IN BED, BOYFRIEND BEGAN TO STROKE NOSE. ( YOU CAN PICK YUR GIRLFRIEND, BUT U CAN'T PICK YUR GIRLFRIEND'S NOSE, ) I SAID PLAYFULLY. IN RESPONSE, HE SHOUTED ( YES, I CAN! ) BEFORE PAINFULLY JAMMING HIS PINKY UP LEFT NOSTRIL. REAL FML

#20789918
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39185) - you deserved it (13737)

On 07/18/2013 at 3:41am - misc - by booger (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today,hile texting my boyfriend , I noticed that he copies an pastes old messages so he doesn't have to write new ones. fat FML

TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND WAS SITTING ON MY LAP AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY. SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO FART. I CUMMED INSTANTLY. FML

#20785133
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59734) - you deserved it (21057)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn!! I'm a grl!! big fat FML

Today, wile on te arplane, te cute grl next to me an I instantly it it off. Wen I excusd myself to te batroom, I must ave given er te wrong impression. Se wantd to join te mile ig club; I just wantd to take a crap. FML

#20781742
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58681) - you deserved it (12287)

On 07/14/2013 at 6:41am - intimacy - by mile high clubber - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of mah taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke mah nose. FML

#20779010
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40973) - you deserved it (9863)

On 07/13/2013 at 12:37am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the guy I lyk askd me what he should do fir the girl he has a crush on . I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels . Later that day mah doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers . He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?"

#20778979
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65645) - you deserved it (4904)

On 07/13/2013 at 12:22am - love - by Stacy (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

#20777956
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46643) - you deserved it (6076)

On 07/12/2013 at 4:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

2day I cummed ome at 1am to find ma mom sitting on ma couc , ranting about ow I'm not supposed to stay up tis late. I'm 26 and I don't know ow se got into ma ouse. fat FML

#20775513
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60027) - you deserved it (3743)

On 07/11/2013 at 2:26am - misc - by whowhat (man) - United States

Today, I got home from work early and discoverd why my 17-year-old daughter's spraind elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML

#20764944
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68916) - you deserved it (8108)

On 07/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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