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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5745
  • Number of comments : 470
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Bano360 : Student by day, batman by night.
I've realised that most of the FML community do not understand sarcasm or jokes. People need to lighten the fuck up.

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Bano360's favorite FMLs

TODAY, MY 7-YEAR-OLD SON PROUDLY ANNOUNCED THAT HE HAD LAID AN EGG DURING THE NIGHT!! I CHECKED!! HE'D SIMPLY SHAT THE BED!! FML

#20835170
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48123) - you deserved it (3800) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Taday wile working out in te gym... I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up te eaviest dumbbell to sow off ow muc I could curl. Se ended up driving me to te ospital cuz I burst into teres after tereing up my bicep an deltoid. FML

#20831608
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23310) - you deserved it (60780)

On 08/11/2013 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, OUT OF PARTYING RAFLAX, I DOWND COMMUNION WINA LYK A VODKA SHOT. FML

#20830409
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22846) - you deserved it (44220)

On 08/10/2013 at 6:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son askd a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbd her with a fork. FML

#20829995
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59487) - you deserved it (5436)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

I hava an orthodontist's appointmant, and I told mah bast friand that I was going to gat mah taath fixad. Sha rapliad, "Wow, thanks. Your smila's raally awful to hava to look at." FML

#20825319
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41432) - you deserved it (3957)

On 08/07/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by Bethany - United States

TODAY, AFTER LEARNING THAT MY WIFE HAS BEEN CHEATING ON ME, I DECIDD TO DISTRACT MYSELF BY PLAYING THE SIMS . NOT LONG AFTER I BEGAN, MY SIM'S WIFE BASICALLY STARTD CHEATING ON HIM . FML

#20816365
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55092) - you deserved it (5839)

On 08/02/2013 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I finally talked mah boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I cummed an instinctively gripped his head with mah thighs. He panicked an we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

#20816318
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51903) - you deserved it (11215)

On 08/02/2013 at 12:39am - intimacy - by whyeventry? (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today I Was Reading In My Apartment. Due To A Heatwave An My Lack Of AC I Was Completely Naked. My Cat Jumped Onto My Lap An As Her Claws Dug Into My Stomach I Recoiled. This Caused Her To Retreat Clawing At My Nether Region In The Process. My Pussy Mauled My Pussy. FML

#20810087
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52923) - you deserved it (12071)

On 07/29/2013 at 5:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I was having dinner at a long-time friend's place. In a matter of 15 minutes , her mom had managed to establish unequivocally that three kinds of people were ruining the world: vegetarians , atheists an homosexuals. I'm all three rolled into one. She knows that. FML

#20804013
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45958) - you deserved it (15066)

On 07/26/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by WhyThankYou (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today... I was in a training about the newest change in CPR. The trainer was discussing chest compression technique an said she prefer "good... fast... hard pumping." I was the only one who snickerd out loud... drawing several annoyd looks from the other trainees. I'm a 45-year-old doctor. big fat FML

#20803758
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39029) - you deserved it (18609)

On 07/25/2013 at 11:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY , A CO-WORKER VERBALLY ABUSED ME BECAUSE I YAWNED. HIS EXCUSE WAS THAT , "IT'S CONTAGIOUS". REAL FML

#20800837
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38389) - you deserved it (3965)

On 07/24/2013 at 5:15am - work - by CapNCook (man) - United States (Illinois)

yesterday I learned that mah wife used to striphile in college. I found this outhen I brought her to a work party an mah boss recognized her. FML

#20800769
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52211) - you deserved it (3994)

On 07/24/2013 at 3:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... one of mah bosses said... "You're going to take this as an insult... but it's not. At a certain age... women r supposd to cut their hair short." I have long hair. My bosses have all of the social skills of the guys from Big Bang Theory.

#20798680
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37625) - you deserved it (3344)

On 07/23/2013 at 12:23am - work - by Irreverend (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Was Reassuring Mah Grlfriend That I Wasn't Cheating On Her Because I Was Sneaking Around . I'm Actually Just Planning A Surprise Brthday Party For Her . During The Reassuring, I Accidentally Called Her Another Grl's Name . FML

#20797095
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51121) - you deserved it (27446)

On 07/22/2013 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today... after a church service... a man approached me as I was walking to my car. He had tears in his eyes an politely asked if I would pray with him. He asked if we could hold hands. As I reached out to hold his hands... the bitch snatched my purse an ran. FML

#20797008
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45381) - you deserved it (7929)

On 07/22/2013 at 3:09am - misc - by HillaryAngelic (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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