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Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML


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On 05/21/2012 at 6:47pm - health - by bear - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML


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On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women's group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting's agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML


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On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML


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