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Today, Boyfriend Proposd To Me By Tossing The Ring At Me An Saying "Here, Wear This." Big Fat FML

#17194109
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48317) - you deserved it (7827)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, mah boyfriend wantd me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He think it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. fat FML

#17165263
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60686) - you deserved it (5654)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Yesterday, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, an hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

#17078585
262 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother set off the alarm at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46494) - you deserved it (4761)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to give a reference 4 a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16507) - you deserved it (27886)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, I was muggd. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. mega FML

#15917217
227 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today... I saw my mom run across tha housa nakd fir a condom. big fat FML

#14849779
122 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.

#14806356
211 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

looool Today I felt like spicing up our marriage so I thought I'd surprise mah husbandhen he got home from work. I putted on mah sexiest teddy lit some candles and laid on the bed. He walked in the room looked at me for a second farted then asked mehat was for dinner. FML

#14091459
110 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 1:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted im to cook me scrambled eggs wit sausage 4 breakfast. Wen I said yes , e pulled out is junk , an started saking it violently in my face. FML

#14058992
150 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND GOT MUGGED . I FOUND OUT CUZ THE MUGGER HAD THE COURTESY TO RING ME, AFTER I TEXTED SEVERAL TIMES ASKING WHERE HE WAS, TO SAY "HE WON'T REPLY . HE GOT ROBBED." FML

#13634930
144 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 2:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

today I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat , I asked him if he had fun. He yelled , "Shut it , bitch!" FML

#13293107
344 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

TODAY, I WENT TO THE MALL. WHILE SHOPPING IN A STORE, A WOMAN BUMPED INTO ME NUMEROUS TIMES. GETTING ANNOYED, I TURNED TO HER AND LOUDLY EXCLAIMED, "ARE U BLIND?!" TURNS OUT SHE WAS. FML

#12070882
113 comments

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On 07/23/2010 at 7:47pm - misc - by Not So Smart (man) - Canada (Quebec)

today I was walking around in tha mallhan I droppd mah pursa. Whan I bant down to pick it up, soma guy cummd up bahind ma, humpd mah ass, than ran away laughing. maga FML

#11435482
331 comments

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On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States

yesterday I cummed back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace mah bed sheets and clean mah room. Apparently, she found a note under mah mattress from mah ex-boyfriend. It said ( For all u future dudes, Connor was here first! ) FML

#9645798
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31504) - you deserved it (9174)

On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)



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