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by Username / 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
by turtle / 07/12/2011 at 9:26am / United States (Illinois) / Animals
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 06/01/2011 at 8:35am / Canada / Work
by wtfisthisworldcomingto / 04/25/2011 at 8:11am / Miscellaneous
by bob / 02/05/2011 at 7:02am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
by Malakai / 02/02/2011 at 12:57am / United States / Kids
Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML
by Anonymous / 12/05/2010 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by sissydlk / 12/02/2010 at 10:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 2:12am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
by blah blah daddy / 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Not So Smart / 07/23/2010 at 7:47pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by WorstLifeEver / 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML
by FASHlONABLE / 04/05/2010 at 3:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…