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Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33111) - you deserved it (3773)

On 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was tidying my room when my gran came in and offered to help. I said I didn't need any, but she started going through it anyway. She found a tube of "Very Cherry" lube and asked what it was. I subtly tore off the label and tried to convince her it was a face mask. She's taken it to try it out tonight. FML


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On 10/10/2010 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Dilly - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49001) - you deserved it (5230)

On 10/08/2010 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML


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On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML


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On 09/12/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by ewmomew (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap for the past week. I found tufts of cat fur in my pillow case, and I am allergic to cats. My little brother thought I would get so sick, and he could have my XBox. FML


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On 09/11/2010 at 1:31am - health - by fuzzy1895 (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML


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On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)

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