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BadKitty13
  • Town/Country : Wantage, UNITED STATES OF MONA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1273
  • Number of comments : 298
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About BadKitty13 : IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE ......
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr...

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Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30525) - you deserved it (270302)

On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22538) - you deserved it (186739)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)



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