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  • Number of visits : 1642
  • Number of comments : 339
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About BadKitty13 : IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE ......
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Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML

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121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22143) - you deserved it (8409)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by ewmomew (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap for the past week. I found tufts of cat fur in my pillow case, and I am allergic to cats. My little brother thought I would get so sick, and he could have my XBox. FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27530) - you deserved it (2162)

On 09/11/2010 at 1:31am - health - by fuzzy1895 (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

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854 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33897) - you deserved it (251754)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)



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