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Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML

#115273
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21145) - you deserved it (46539)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
509 comments

I agree, your life sucks (240475) - you deserved it (82284)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

#33444
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51270) - you deserved it (5509)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898
16 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)

Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML

#2979
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23176) - you deserved it (1917)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:47am - love - by uninspired - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

#1295
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32180) - you deserved it (1613)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

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42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28931) - you deserved it (23037)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version



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