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About BShady96 : *insert bio here*
uhm too lazy to post anything especially since im on my phone, so ill just say a little bit that u should/shouldnt know about me
only use FML on my phone
yes theres a monkey on my shoulder
i like turtles... no really i got a shirt that says it
i use FML when im bored, usually to read the comments for trolling/debates/or just plain funny comments if i ever need a laugh
my initials are BS (laugh it out trolls) and im a big fan of eminem, hence BShady
my real name is bertrand, so if you by any chance know me in person u can either egg my grandmas house or stop by and say hi... yes there will be akwardness
oh look i just posted a bio!
if theres anything else u want to know about me feel free to stal... i mean ask through message or however it works on FML.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML
Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML
Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015