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BShady96
  • Town/Country : NYC, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 January 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 534
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BShady96 : *insert bio here*
uhm too lazy to post anything especially since im on my phone, so ill just say a little bit that u should/shouldnt know about me
only use FML on my phone
yes theres a monkey on my shoulder
i like turtles... no really i got a shirt that says it
i use FML when im bored, usually to read the comments for trolling/debates/or just plain funny comments if i ever need a laugh
my initials are BS (laugh it out trolls) and im a big fan of eminem, hence BShady
my real name is bertrand, so if you by any chance know me in person u can either egg my grandmas house or stop by and say hi... yes there will be akwardness
oh look i just posted a bio!
if theres anything else u want to know about me feel free to stal... i mean ask through message or however it works on FML.

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Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33867) - you deserved it (18244)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

#18071485
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18971) - you deserved it (12179)

On 10/25/2011 at 11:00am - health - by Michael - Australia

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29149) - you deserved it (5021) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML

#17869528
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21204) - you deserved it (2032)

On 09/30/2011 at 7:10am - misc - by happymum - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
561 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24762) - you deserved it (15877)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

#17786255
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48027) - you deserved it (5816)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14290) - you deserved it (29840)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14290) - you deserved it (29840)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML

#17655744
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25754) - you deserved it (2255)

On 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by haha - United States (California)

Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML

#17621188
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18777) - you deserved it (10521)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

#17617365
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20159) - you deserved it (2183)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by SinkyBalls - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML

#17586338
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22874) - you deserved it (2972)

On 08/26/2011 at 2:29pm - animals - by James - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35143) - you deserved it (15379)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)



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