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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34918) - you deserved it (14237)

On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Sidney (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

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On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383
352 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

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120 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)



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