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Today, my grandma went to get birthday gifts for my twin sister and me. She returned with 2 shirts that read "I see you've met the twins" in big letters across the chest. She gave them to us and said, "Isn't this cute? 'cause you're twins!" I then had to explain to her what the shirt was actually referring to. FML

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151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45705) - you deserved it (3653)

On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

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72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46779) - you deserved it (3101)

On 08/04/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by andi0804 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as my son carried the cage with live food for his pet lizards up the stairs, I heard the sound of 2,500 baby crickets escaping. FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46247) - you deserved it (5882)

On 08/02/2009 at 9:29pm - animals - by cricketeer (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52340) - you deserved it (23375)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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