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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 April 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 952
  • Number of comments : 151
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About BFons : All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

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