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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 979
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BABTcakes : friendly flirt
xboxlive: ReVeRt Me
loves:
shooting range
music
purple
my 07 Honda civic Si Sedan :)
sun
cooking&baking
law&order
classic cartoons
Call of Duty
guns
&&& mad hot sex ;)

& if you're wondering, that is a real picture of me.
it was for an Asian culture dance.

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yesterday after teaching mah 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML

#16028300
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34535) - you deserved it (7235)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:01am - kids - by armywife980 -

Today, I came acros an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand . He was crying . I thought I would be a good Samaritan an see if he was okay . After 15 minute of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me . FML

#16025758
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35307) - you deserved it (9222)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by kimftwxox - United Kingdom

Today, mah parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over mah head . Their reason? They were 'bord' . FML

#16022547
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32086) - you deserved it (4647)

On 05/02/2011 at 7:00pm - misc - by missmirror (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today , some kids stole all four looool weels off my car. Tey were nice enoug to leave a note an some money toug , "for te bus". FML

#16019769
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32996) - you deserved it (2780)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by teinage - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

yesterday I had some hot phone sex with mah long-distance grlfriend. Half-way through , mah mom stormd in , an told me I was disgusting an sick fir doing it in the same room as mah brother. I forgot about the babby monitor. FML

#16019768
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15707) - you deserved it (64186)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by hornyloser (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I HELPED MAH PARENT MOVE OUT OF THERE OLD HOUSE. WHILE I WAS GUIDING MAH DAD DOWN THE STAIR WITH THE COUCH, MAH MOM ASKED ME TO PICK UP THE TAPE ON THE STEP BELOW ME. I BENT OVER AND GRUNTED. MY DAD THOUGHT I SAID "GO" AND KEPT MOVING. HE KNOCKED ME DOWN TWO FLIGHT OF STEPS. FML

#16019249
61 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked an put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

#16016488
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8873) - you deserved it (55522)

On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday , I Grabbed My T-shirt Off The Floor Beside The Bed And Got Up To Walk My Boyfriends Dog. After Several Trips Around The Block And Plenty Of Strange Looks I Got Back Upstairs And Saw The Used Condom Stuck To My Sleeve From The Night Before. Big Fat FML

#16000939
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14924) - you deserved it (41546)

On 05/01/2011 at 4:20am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my usband got out of te sower, came downstars naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did e know, my step moter was sitting rigt tere at te kitcen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, I trid to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to mah husband in a tight leather corset. I endd up passing out. mega FML

#15899408
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19449) - you deserved it (37686)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:18pm - intimacy - by purrykitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday I Found Out The Hard Way That I'm The ( Lucky ) Type Of Womanho Can Experience Intense Orgasms In Certain Positions: In The Middle Of Group Yoga. FML

#15896670
219 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Taday I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a showerhile he went downstars. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered "slut"hile pouring him orange juice. FML

#15831964
56 comments

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On 04/18/2011 at 5:34am - intimacy - by sllaggy -

Today, my girlfriend an I were playfully arguing about wo loved te oter more. After about a minute of tis, my girlfriend walked over an kicked me in te crotc as ard as se could. Se ten said, "Tere, now you don't love me as muc. I win." FML

#15539670
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47917) - you deserved it (15835)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, boyfriend told me "don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By tis, e meant tat I will be willing to ave sex wit im in public. FML

#13454741
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28262) - you deserved it (4275)

On 10/15/2010 at 1:13am - intimacy - by anouk05 (woman) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I met mah fiancée's parents fir the first time. Her dad was telling me how he's not rich but not poor either. I replid, "Well, as long as you're not a garbage man!" Guess what his profession is. FML

#12994880
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10350) - you deserved it (36238)

On 09/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by charlie043 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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