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Azure_Ebony
  • Town/Country : Portland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 September 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 233
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49631) - you deserved it (2612)

On 09/20/2009 at 9:21am - love - by dreamdude (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my grandma went to get my twin sister and I a birthday gift. She returned with 2 shirts that read "I see you've met the twins" in big letters across the chest. She gave them to us and said, "Isn't this cute, cause you're twins!" I then had to explain to her what the shirt was actually referring to. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38038) - you deserved it (2632)

On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42567) - you deserved it (5202)

On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (111443) - you deserved it (4664)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)



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