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AznSamoan52
  • Town/Country : Honolulu, ??
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 April 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 253
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AznSamoan52 : Currently trying to stay alive.

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Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

#19936379
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8758) - you deserved it (18883)

On 07/14/2012 at 7:15am - intimacy - by zstarr - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10467) - you deserved it (19224)

On 07/14/2012 at 3:09am - intimacy - by Leyla - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up naked, duck taped to the wall with no memory of last night. FML

#19935617
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7722) - you deserved it (21674)

On 07/14/2012 at 1:49am - misc - by tapeissticky591 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML

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97 comments

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On 07/13/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by heartbroken (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML

#19927213
209 comments

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On 07/12/2012 at 6:31am - misc - by etmerda (woman) - United States

Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML

#19926709
208 comments

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On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20684) - you deserved it (2961)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia



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