About Ayanpatel95 : Hmm lets see...I'm Indian by nationality as u can figure through my name... I really love to pull pranks on people... Usually laugh at every little thing, because whts a life where u haven't laughed, one of the reason why I use fml... Well if ya wanna know more message me.."thank you, come again" lol (of course tht would be with an Indian accent lol haha :P)
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Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm / United States / Health
Today, while at the store with my mom, we ran into the girl I recently confessed to being interested in. My mom decided to shout, "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed, I desperately told her to be quiet. She grounded me for being "rude" to her. FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2013 at 7:39pm / Italy (Lombardia) / Love
by kk / 01/09/2013 at 11:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML
by liquid_sasquatch / 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm / United States / Kids
by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward / 12/06/2011 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my grandma went to get birthday gifts for my twin sister and me. She returned with 2 shirts that read "I see you've met the twins" in big letters across the chest. She gave them to us and said, "Isn't this cute? 'cause you're twins!" I then had to explain to her what the shirt was actually referring to. FML
by twingirl / 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML
by Rae / 07/30/2009 at 9:56am / United States / Kids
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