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Axipiter
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 February 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 304
  • Number of comments : 541
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Axipiter : Kick the tires and light the fires.

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Today, at work, my boss made me go outside and wash people's cars for free. I work at Verizon. FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31898) - you deserved it (2846)

On 05/21/2013 at 2:31am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had my first game ever as an ice hockey goalie. Our team didn't have a goalie helmet, so they gave me a regular one which didn't cover me completely. I was worried about it and told my coach, but he said I would be fine. I then took a puck to the throat that sent me to hospital. FML

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On 04/04/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML

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109 comments

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On 12/29/2012 at 7:22pm - love - by melas303 - United States

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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