About Awsumuzzie : I come from Saudi. I'm not American. I have short blond hair, that do compliment my blueish-greenish eyes. I'm scary. And most importantly, I most certainly am not sarcastic.
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Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML
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by Nasty / 08/30/2011 at 12:48pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by bunkbed / 08/30/2011 at 12:45pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
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