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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Awsumuzzie : I come from Saudi. I'm not American. I have short blond hair, that do compliment my blueish-greenish eyes. I'm scary. And most importantly, I most certainly am not sarcastic.

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Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26252) - you deserved it (2160)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML


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On 08/30/2011 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by Nasty (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of heights. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30778) - you deserved it (3668)

On 08/30/2011 at 12:45pm - kids - by bunkbed - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML


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On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML


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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

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