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  • Number of visits : 1798
  • Number of comments : 286
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Awahso's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that my dad still doesn't consider my career as an app developer a "real job". FML

#21153696
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39806) - you deserved it (7220)

On 05/27/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by seriously? - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to buy a new boxcutter for work after our old one broke. It came in a box, the type which policy requires a boxcutter to open. FML

#20922948
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38747) - you deserved it (3193)

On 10/16/2013 at 5:42pm - misc - by Awahso - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was bartending. A guest was getting belligerent so I had to cut him off. He called me a bitch and threw the rest of his drink in my face before storming off. The belligerent asscandle was my boyfriend. FML

#20193528
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24123) - you deserved it (4108)

On 12/06/2012 at 6:50am - love - by FMyEx - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27281) - you deserved it (3803)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18426) - you deserved it (77588)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15258) - you deserved it (55956)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

#12693453
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8205) - you deserved it (68230)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, a soldier in my unit had unknowingly lost a GPS in the woods and my section was sent to go find it. After hours of wading through chest high swamps in 32 degree weather, the GPS was found, thanks to the soldier who lost it. It was in his vest. FML

#8852783
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27617) - you deserved it (1980)

On 03/05/2010 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

#6533285
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45787) - you deserved it (2981)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML

#6338943
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35647) - you deserved it (3896)

On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

#2938815
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46818) - you deserved it (32833)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23032) - you deserved it (75921)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I was giving a presentation to a group of high school kids about how being 'cool' wasn't as important as they might think. When I was done I asked for questions. A kid says, "Miss, I get that you're not into being cool, but you're wearing your pants inside out.' He was right. FML

#1148346
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41819) - you deserved it (23641)

On 04/20/2009 at 8:21am - misc - by indi1011 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

#259596
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86218) - you deserved it (27504)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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