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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 March 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I received an email from an angry parent, demanding that I give his daughter an A on a project which I had given her a 0 on. The project was to pick an article related to science and to write an essay on it. Hers was a hoax article relating to Ebola patients rising from the dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34136) - you deserved it (4916)

On 10/12/2014 at 4:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML

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On 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm - kids - by sam_666777 - United States (New York)

Today, I called my mom to tell her: "Mom, I finally got my period!" There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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On 03/27/2009 at 3:15pm - health - by Crampon (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 3:40am - intimacy - by cmerr (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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