AwThatsCold

Search for a member

Offline (the 03/21/2015 at 2:24am)

AwThatsCold

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 March 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 472
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AwThatsCold : Nothing.

AwThatsCold's page activity

Visits<b>felipe2342</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 7:54pm<b>dylanger16</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 11:35pm<b>Gravenmuir</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 10:03pm<b>NourHYK</b> - the 05/04/2014 at 12:53pm

Fucked!<b>dylanger16</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 5:35am

AwThatsCold's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of AwThatsCold's badges

AwThatsCold's favorite FMLs

Today, I received an email from an angry parent, demanding that I give his daughter an A on a project which I had given her a 0 on. The project was to pick an article related to science and to write an essay on it. Hers was a hoax article relating to Ebola patients rising from the dead. FML

by Anonymous / 10/12/2014 at 4:46pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals

Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML

by sam_666777 / 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I called my mom to tell her: "Mom, I finally got my period!" There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

by Crampon / 03/27/2009 at 3:15pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML

by cmerr / 03/19/2009 at 3:40am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy