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Avoiding_HW
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 224
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Avoiding_HW : Today, I created an account on fmylife.com. It won't let me upload a picture. FML

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Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5411) - you deserved it (50041)

On 06/18/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by nerd (woman) - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

#2136862 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (35309) - you deserved it (8702)

On 05/21/2009 at 2:21am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my exgirlfriend's number. She texted back, "one of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

#1628197 (379)

I agree, your life sucks (20158) - you deserved it (51527)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got your bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

#1490336 (260)

I agree, your life sucks (9926) - you deserved it (67180)

On 04/30/2009 at 1:42pm - kids - by Nanny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML

#1100061 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (36998) - you deserved it (19862)

On 04/18/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by pinkblankets (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

#920 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (13301) - you deserved it (2089)

On 01/10/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by doh - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)