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Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2012 at 10:48pm / United States / Money
by 3023-dang / 10/15/2012 at 4:27pm / United States / Love
Today, I was talking to my future mother-in-law about my upcoming wedding. She told me that I wasn't allowed to have the wedding at a church, nor wear a white dress, nor have roses for flowers, because that would mean I'd be "copying" her. FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2012 at 7:42pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
by Unfortunate / 10/07/2012 at 8:24pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/03/2012 at 12:25am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase being dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate "Who raised you to be such a pig?" Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question. FML
by kira / 10/02/2012 at 6:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML
by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 1:01am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my estranged mother texted me saying, "Gran died, LOL." My grandmother and I were fairly close, so I was shocked and disgusted. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and asked if she knew what "LOL" meant. She did. FML
by burn in hell / 09/25/2012 at 5:28pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Miscellaneous
by Fingkids / 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm / United States / Kids
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
by identitychangeplease / 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/14/2012 at 12:51pm / United States / Animals
Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML
by TallGal / 09/14/2012 at 4:26am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/13/2012 at 2:43am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 12:05pm / United States (California) / Work
- Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with… Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's… Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had…