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AugustBurnsToast
  • Town/Country : Norcal, Bay Area, California
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1968
  • Number of comments : 271
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AugustBurnsToast : Why hello there :o I love playing, writing, and producing music. As you can see, guitar is my main instrument. I enjoy many genres of music but I'm most passionate about hardcore. x)

My instagram is scottchessin if you feel like following or just wanna check me out ;p

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

#19426684
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42700) - you deserved it (2953)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stops and asks if he can eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

#19414574
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20891) - you deserved it (3078)

On 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

#19414081
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19733) - you deserved it (4129)

On 04/05/2012 at 8:41pm - health - by TwiceDaily,Kids (man) - United States

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

#19413204
93 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that my roommate doesn't actually know a damn thing about cooking. I'm suffering the effects of him telling me that chicken is best eaten medium-rare. FML

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104 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Ralph - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML

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On 03/31/2012 at 10:52pm - misc - by whatnow - United States (Indiana)



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