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AugustBurnsToast

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 August 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3374
  • Number of comments : 271
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AugustBurnsToast : Why hello there :o I love playing, writing, and producing music. As you can see, guitar is my main instrument. I enjoy many genres of music but I'm most passionate about hardcore. x)

My instagram is scottchessin if you feel like following or just wanna check me out ;p

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AugustBurnsToast's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

by jordyn173 / 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stops and asks if he can eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

by Krissy / 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

by TwiceDaily,Kids / 04/05/2012 at 8:41pm / United States / Health

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

by anonymous / 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm / United States (Texas) / Geek

Today, I learned that my roommate doesn't actually know a damn thing about cooking. I'm suffering the effects of him telling me that chicken is best eaten medium-rare. FML

by Ralph / 04/03/2012 at 11:02pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML

by whatnow / 03/31/2012 at 10:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous