Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 August 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3703
  • Number of comments : 271
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AugustBurnsToast : Why hello there :o I love playing, writing, and producing music. As you can see, guitar is my main instrument. I enjoy many genres of music but I'm most passionate about hardcore. x)

My instagram is scottchessin if you feel like following or just wanna check me out ;p

AugustBurnsToast's page activity

Visits<b>ThatOnePolarBear</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 12:35am<b>Roxas_hearts</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 10:31pm<b>LordTickledicks</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 7:57pm<b>cheyluvsturtles</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 10:59pm<b>Syruphs</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 4:11am<b>walid820014</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 4:52am<b>TheBlackMagister</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 10:43am<b>0x48656C6C6F</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 2:55pm<b>IAm123</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 3:32pm<b>am1717</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 2:28am<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 7:48pm<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 5:37pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 9:06pm<b>stupidretriever</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 7:12pm<b>nightwalker52</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 8:21pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 6:24pm<b>Quiggles789</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 8:30am<b>MissMayLaw001</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 12:53pm

Fucked!<b>maydayyparade</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 1:39am<b>Space_Teddy</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 10:18pm<b>magicdust95</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 2:04pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 9:12pm

AugustBurnsToast's FML badges

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

See all of AugustBurnsToast's badges

AugustBurnsToast's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother was playing with the pepper spray on my key chain. He didn't think it was real, so to test it he sprayed me in the mouth while I was asleep. FML

by rkbkate / 07/11/2012 at 1:04am / United States (Alabama) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter was still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML

by Aldoch / 05/30/2012 at 6:41pm / Kids

Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML

by stalked / 05/28/2012 at 2:24am / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. FML

by poseidon5213 / 05/17/2012 at 6:02pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

by Anonymous / 05/16/2012 at 4:34pm / Netherlands (Limburg) / Love

Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML

by quick blow / 05/15/2012 at 10:53pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

by smh / 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

by cockblocked / 05/11/2012 at 2:29pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

by Anonymous / 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm / United States / Money

Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML

by madseason / 05/06/2012 at 8:13pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML

by Anonymous / 05/04/2012 at 4:57pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy

Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML

by anonymous4991 / 05/03/2012 at 8:39pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

by Optimus_Prime97 / 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm / United States / Money

Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML

by grovage / 05/02/2012 at 8:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous