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Audio828
  • Town/Country : San Jose, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 August 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 31975
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Audio828 : Well I guess not everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
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Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (90637) - you deserved it (19050)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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On 05/30/2009 at 12:24am - kids - by sdasdflkjas (woman) - United States

Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML

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On 05/05/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML

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On 04/05/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by dfhgblsf (man) - United States (Florida)



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