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AuDioFreaK39
  • Town/Country : Orange County, CA, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 April 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 204
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About AuDioFreaK39 : philosopher, metaphysicist, IT journalist, technologist and futurist, but only human.

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Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed "Tell him Happy Birthday for me!" and as I pressed send I remember her dad was dead. FML

#3169112 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (16200) - you deserved it (30125)

On 06/24/2009 at 8:11am - misc - by blind (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

#3165947 (415)

I agree, your life sucks (21328) - you deserved it (42961)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by jerk (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML

#3165290 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (60487) - you deserved it (2030)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

#3155973 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (37771) - you deserved it (6393)

On 06/23/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Jerf (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to play the role of superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML

#2769644 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (61259) - you deserved it (4714)

On 06/10/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by superman_not (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)