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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1135
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Attrox : Yo. My name (on the internet) is Attrox. I don't say much, but when I do I may seem quite offensive.
I live in Italy, even though I am not Italian. No, I won't tell you my nationality.
My hobbies, other than being an annoying bastard, are drawing, writing and foreign languages. I currently speak four languages: English, Italian, Romanian and French.
So yeah, that's some kind of introduction until you know me better. Which I doubt you will.

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Today, the electrician came because our kitchen light has been flickering. After examining the installation, he screws the lightbulb tighter in the socket. My parents both are PhDs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25449) - you deserved it (7287)

On 12/04/2009 at 5:16am - kids - by PhDdaughter (woman) - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37105) - you deserved it (4629)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:55am - health - by harry (woman) - Hong Kong

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