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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 September 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 493
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31485) - you deserved it (3299)

On 10/19/2011 at 5:40am - misc - by targe - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19880) - you deserved it (39563)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32062) - you deserved it (3791)

On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML


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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

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