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About AthiestCrusader : I always say the wrong things and have extremely bad luck, thus I always have a few stories to share.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, while at my mom's birthday dinner, I started to pretend to drum with one hand, using my left leg as the drums. Everybody stared at me and started to yell. Now they all think I was masturbating. FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
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On 12/03/2010 at 7:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML
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On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was at my psychologist's. We were talking about creative outlets and I told him that I wanted to start playing Dungeons and Dragons again. He starts chuckling, and then says, "Oh, you were serious." FML
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On 11/30/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 7:36am - misc - by Flaps - United States (New York)
Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML
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On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Abused (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I'm on holiday in Vietnam, and was wearing a new shirt. In a restaurant, the waitress pointed at my shirt and said something I couldn't understand, so I just smiled and nodded my head. She then gave me a weird look and walked away. Turns out there was a huge spider on it. FML
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On 10/06/2010 at 4:40am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Vietnam
Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML
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On 09/29/2010 at 1:59am - intimacy - by Claire (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML
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On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
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On 07/15/2010 at 1:19am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (California)
Today, it was a long queue at the store, and behind me were two senior citizens. I wanted to do a good deed, and said: "Cut before me in line, I have all the time in the world." My reward? The old man scolded me because I supposedly insinuated that they were old, and only had a short time left to live. FML
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On 06/14/2010 at 10:32am - misc - by SirPimPim (man) - Sweden (Ostergotlands Lan)
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