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by Anonymous / 02/16/2011 at 12:14am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by Ihavealisp / 02/15/2011 at 9:32pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I printed out a picture of the popular girl in school as a sort of 'model' for how I wanted my hair cut. The hairdresser taped the picture to the mirror so he could see. Halfway through, my 'model' came in for an appointment. FML
by nerdychick / 02/15/2011 at 8:34pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I just pulled out of the fast food drive through, only to pull right behind a septic truck. Just as I was about to dig into my food, I noticed it had a handy window about a foot round. I had a stare-down with a turd until I could pass. FML
by Goatbeard / 02/15/2011 at 12:13pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML
by a fatty / 02/15/2011 at 1:25am / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night... It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML
by Emily / 02/14/2011 at 3:25pm / France (Auvergne) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
by Mason_Jayson / 03/22/2009 at 3:45pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
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