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Aspireworks

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 February 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 407
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Aspireworks : Well hi! I'm Connor. I'm a very interesting person, I promise. So interesting, in fact, that I don't even know where to start. So I won't.

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Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

#14997625
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40317) - you deserved it (3365)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:14am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

#14994829
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28826) - you deserved it (6326)

On 02/15/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by Ihavealisp (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I printed out a picture of the popular girl in school as a sort of 'model' for how I wanted my hair cut. The hairdresser taped the picture to the mirror so he could see. Halfway through, my 'model' came in for an appointment. FML

#14993879
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23341) - you deserved it (15475)

On 02/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by nerdychick (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I just pulled out of the fast food drive through, only to pull right behind a septic truck. Just as I was about to dig into my food, I noticed it had a handy window about a foot round. I had a stare-down with a turd until I could pass. FML

#14990064
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18786) - you deserved it (3409)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Goatbeard (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML

#14989370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9881) - you deserved it (29428)

On 02/15/2011 at 10:30am - love - by Dj sMoZ! -

Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML

#14985221
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8550) - you deserved it (30520)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:25am - misc - by a fatty -

Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night... It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML

#14974628
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31419) - you deserved it (5344)

On 02/14/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by Emily (woman) - France (Auvergne)

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

#6166961
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29378) - you deserved it (3634)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

#532942
333 comments


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