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  • Number of visits : 712
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Visits<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 12/13/2009 at 8:57pm<b>marcogiovino</b> - the 10/23/2009 at 9:38pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 09/26/2009 at 7:03pm<b>Attrox</b> - the 09/26/2009 at 1:58pm<b>v1kt4r</b> - the 09/26/2009 at 7:49am

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Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18926) - you deserved it (51283)

On 09/09/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

#4874486
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45873) - you deserved it (6197)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML

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147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75661) - you deserved it (6554)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

#2654949
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67568) - you deserved it (7575)

On 06/06/2009 at 7:18am - work - by foretwintie (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22910) - you deserved it (101075)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore



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