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About AsnNightmare : I'm Chinese, I'm a Otaku, My daily routine is watching 4-hours of anime (A 12-Episode Season).
For the rest of it, i have nothing better to do in my life, You do? Well good for you. (:
Now a little bit info about myself:
Likes: Anime, Romantic things, Manga, Music, Light Novels, EROGE
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Ari (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend "Actually, its a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 5:11am - misc - by Bechara (man) - Pakistan (Punjab)
Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)
Today, while in Holland, I lost the bag with my passport, debit and credit cards, license, and camera. I froze my accounts and filled out the paperwork for a new passport. My bag was found the second time I went to the police, with everything in it. Now my accounts are frozen for the 3 weeks I'm here. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by misc (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had a dream I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
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On 04/14/2011 at 7:29pm - animals - by ciararow - United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by Myboyfriendisaromanticslob (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)
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