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Asian282's favorite FMLs
by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward / 12/06/2011 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML
by Burnt / 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by coolbeans123 / 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm / Singapore / Animals
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
by Mel / 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by Blondie / 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Health
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
by epicsandwichartist / 05/05/2011 at 3:13am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML
by Derps / 05/04/2011 at 5:11am / Denmark (Midtjyllen) / Miscellaneous
by Diesel / 05/03/2011 at 10:23am / Belgium (Luxembourg) / Transportation
by missmirror / 05/02/2011 at 7:00pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Miscellaneous
by Burnt / 05/02/2011 at 5:33am / United States (Texas) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…