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Ashley_Radke

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Ashley_Radke

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 923
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today , while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. looool With a sudden burst of confidence , I walked right up to him , intending to ask 4 his number. Instead , I looked him in the eye and said , "Excuse me sir , how much do u know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

#21077619
99 comments

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On 03/04/2014 at 4:06am - love - by booksandshadows (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I ran into a friend I adn't seen in aile, but I ad eard se was pregnant. I rubbd er belly and askeden se was due. Se slowly backd away, giving me a werd look and said, "Two monts ago." FML

Today , I presentd my child with the classic "Who came first , the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return , I got a detaild lecture on how birds evolvd from dinosaurs , how life was creatd in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schoold by a 9 year old. FML

#21051355
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On 02/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Evolution mama (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

TODAY MAH BROTHER CUMMED TO MAH FIRST STANDUP COMEDY ACT. HE'D APPARENTLY READ MAH MATERIAL BEFOREHAND, AN KEPT FINISHING MAH JOKES 4 ME. FML

#21050455
62 comments

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On 02/04/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by DeeDee - Austria (Wien)

Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew wat it felt like to have spiders crawl out of mah vagina. mega FML

#21044324
136 comments

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On 01/29/2014 at 5:14pm - love - by riiiight (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY... IT WAS MY BRTDAY... SO WAN I WOKA UP... I CAMA DOWNSTAIR YALLING... "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY... IS A BIG BOOTY HOE..." ONLY TO FIND TAT MY FAMILY AD TROWN MA A SURPRISA PARTY. ALL MY GRANDPARANT WARA AT TA BOTTOM OF TA STARS. FML

#21025933
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On 01/12/2014 at 8:40pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, MY MOM GOT PISSED OFF AT MY DOCTOR AND CALLED HIM A QUACK. SHE DID THIS BECAUSE HE REASSURED HER THAT I DON'T SHOW ANY SIGNS OF THE MENTAL RETARDATION THAT SHE'S CONVINCED HERSELF I MUST HAVE. FML

#20993646
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On 12/15/2013 at 4:48pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Croatia (Licko-Senjska)

Today, at mah job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

#20987406
153 comments

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On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, a girl an I were flirting an it was going well !! Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her !! She smiled flirtatiously an said "Why don't u try it an find out?" I went in 4 a kiss, an she slapped me !! FML

#20965644
136 comments

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On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

yesterday my mum staggerd ome, piss drunk. Wen I trid to walk er to er room, se sovd me away and cursd at me fir being a "goody two-soes". Se ten slurrd "I fuckd your mum", and informd me tat my mum is a skank. Tat's good to know, mum.

#20958646
71 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by mummer11 (woman) - Ireland

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was ( a good thing ) and ( necessary fir population control ). That man was my grlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. real FML

#20958610
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On 11/15/2013 at 11:59am - misc - by Colby - Canada (New Brunswick)

today a few of ma friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping wit te guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of te pool in panic, ma crus called us all freaks and left. FML

#20927673
93 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

2day after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris... I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate... I don't exist. Upon calling them... I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen... not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage.

#20916188
125 comments

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On 10/11/2013 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

yesterday mah 6-year-old looool daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra!! FML

#20909114
164 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decidd to be friendly and say i to te werd kid at scool, wo was sitting by imself eating lunc. After I said ello, e stard up at me intensely and said, ( I don't ave many friends. Yea. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of tem. ) FML

#20895757
133 comments

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On 09/25/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by scared shitless in ohio (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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