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Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML
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On 07/21/2009 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML
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On 06/10/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by LetsMakeLove (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML
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On 05/27/2009 at 7:44am - misc - by GodDamnFan (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML
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On 05/25/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by OrlandoZ6 (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
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On 05/18/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
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On 05/07/2009 at 6:39pm - love - by Joey (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got a call from the Hollister manager yelling at me for not showing up for work that night. I was never informed I got the job. I missed my first day of work. FML
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On 04/22/2009 at 1:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)
Today, my parents met my boyfriends parents for the first time. Bailing us out of jail. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by DB (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I called my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentines Day. She asked me if I had a date lined up. I didn't, and before I could explain why, she responded with, "Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation!" Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by kolgate (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by fml_for_real - United States (New York)
Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 12:08pm - love - by nolongerengaged (woman) - United States
Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML
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