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AshleighNason

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AshleighNason

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1349
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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AshleighNason's favorite FMLs

yesterday feeling down an dejected because of the shitty weather an none of mah friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took mah favorite stuffed animal an that says 'I love you'hen u squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. real FML

#8699451
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25937) - you deserved it (6166)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:32pm - love - by dejected (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was browsing a websitehere u can talk to strangers anonymously,hen I met a guy I really hit it off with. After talking fir two hours, we decidd to keep in touch, just in time fir me to hit the "Next Person" button by mistake. There's no way to undo it. mega FML

#8665468
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11528) - you deserved it (25763)

On 02/26/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Ellen (woman) - Norway (Aust-Agder)

2day I Realizd I Can Never Live With Mah Fiancée. A Childhood Of Systematic Teasing , Abuse , An Humiliation Has Made Me Terrifid To Use A Bathroom Around A Guy If There's The Slightest Chance I Can Be Heard , Seen , Or Even Have Anyone Know Wat I'm Up To. Therapy Has Yet To Fix Anything. Mega FML

#8164087
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27720) - you deserved it (4821)

On 02/12/2010 at 10:23am - love - by silentsuzie (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , mah boyfriend's ex-wife facebooked me to inform me that they were still married an he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him 4 the past month. mega FML

#7605388
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30091) - you deserved it (3829)

On 01/27/2010 at 1:18am - love - by LivingInSin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my Nana showed me her new sign that says, ( Some of my greatest blessing call me Nana. ) We stood there looking at a wall FULL of picture of her grandkids, which is where she wanted to hang it. After scanning the wall a couple times, I realized. There was not one picture of me. fat FML

#6946045
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25855) - you deserved it (2361)

On 12/25/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by weeble_wobbles09 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, Mah Mom And I Were Going To The Store . I Decided To Stay In The Car While She Went In . In The Car Next To Me, There Was A Dog In The Driver's Seat Barking At Me . Bored, I Barked Back At It Until I Realized There Was Someone In The Passenger's Seat Watching Me . FML

#6896062
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8552) - you deserved it (31672)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by ApolloandDixie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I Got A Birtday Present From Ma Boyfriend's Mom. It Was ProActiv Acne Solution. He Tried To Make Me Feel Better By Explaining It's Because Se Wants To Be Able To Include Me In Family Pictures. FML

#6636501
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35928) - you deserved it (2999)

On 12/06/2009 at 5:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML

#6118488
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28220) - you deserved it (2815)

On 11/02/2009 at 12:30pm - money - by parched (man) - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses. I saw my neighbor doing the same, so I wavd and said hi. When she didn't respond, I yelld and went back inside. It was only later when I went back out with my glasses on that I realizd I was being ignord by a Halloween decoration. fat FML

#5849448
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8256) - you deserved it (28906)

On 10/16/2009 at 9:39am - misc - by Phazzer (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passd her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it , then hurriedly passd it to a hideou girl sitting on her left , who said yes , then huggd me. real FML

#5598991
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35737) - you deserved it (10843)

On 10/02/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by asshole (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today I went on a blind date with a guyho talked about himself in the 3rd person . Seriously . mega FML

#5219515
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46103) - you deserved it (5879)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." mega FML

#5144800
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14185) - you deserved it (50166)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)

Today... somaona broka my car's laft sida mrror. A friand of mina was buying a raplacamant ona and taxtad ma to confrm which ona I naadad. Ha askad: "It's tha drivar's sida... right?" To which I rapliad: "Right". I got tha wrong mrror. FML

#4975580
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13147) - you deserved it (43739)

On 09/01/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, I thought it would be a smart idea to walk out on the pier while the waves were 6 feet tall. I was having fun getting "splashed" by the waves crashing over until one wave knocked me over and dragged me 20 feet across the hard concrete pier. FML

#4702090
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9882) - you deserved it (42728)

On 08/21/2009 at 3:26am - misc - by onebadwave (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, ma grlfriend named ma penis "little baby carrot." FML

#4572721
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59071) - you deserved it (10172)

On 08/16/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)



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