About AshleighNason : :3
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
Today, I was browsing a website where you can talk to strangers anonymously, when I met a guy I really hit it off with. After talking for two hours, we decided to keep in touch, just in time for me to hit the "Next Person" button by mistake. There's no way to undo it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9069) - you deserved it (18141)
On 02/26/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Ellen (woman) - Norway (Aust-Agder)
Today, I realized I can never live with my fiancée. A childhood of systematic teasing, abuse, and humiliation has made me terrified to use a bathroom around a guy if there's the slightest chance I can be heard, seen, or even have anyone know what I'm up to. Therapy has yet to fix anything. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21868) - you deserved it (3700)
On 02/12/2010 at 10:23am - love - by silentsuzie (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22935) - you deserved it (2868)
On 01/27/2010 at 1:18am - love - by LivingInSin (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my Nana showed me her new sign that says, "Some of my greatest blessings call me Nana." We stood there looking at a wall FULL of pictures of her grandkids, which is where she wanted to hang it. After scanning the wall a couple times, I realized. There was not one picture of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19974) - you deserved it (1727)
On 12/25/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by weeble_wobbles09 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I decided to stay in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5884) - you deserved it (22057)
On 12/23/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by ApolloandDixie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28513) - you deserved it (2087)
On 12/06/2009 at 5:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML
I agree, your life sucks (23083) - you deserved it (2399)
On 11/02/2009 at 12:30pm - money - by parched (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses. I saw my neighbor doing the same, so I waved and said hi. When she didn't respond, I yelled and went back inside. It was only later when I went back out with my glasses on that I realized I was being ignored by a Halloween decoration. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6221) - you deserved it (20566)
On 10/16/2009 at 9:39am - misc - by Phazzer (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28211) - you deserved it (7986)
On 10/02/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by asshole (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I came to the realization, while taping cardboard models together, that I was paying $15,000 a year to tape cardboard models together. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11993) - you deserved it (17599)
On 09/19/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by Elliott123 (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39339) - you deserved it (4622)
On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML
I agree, your life sucks (10307) - you deserved it (43485)
On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)
Today, someone broke my car's left side mirror. A friend of mine was buying a replacement one and texted me to confirm which one I needed. He asked: "It's the driver's side, right?" To which I replied: "Right". I got the wrong mirror. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9770) - you deserved it (31780)
On 09/01/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I thought it would be a smart idea to walk out on the pier while the waves were 6 feet tall. I was having fun getting "splashed" by the waves crashing over until one wave knocked me over and dragged me 20 feet across the hard concrete pier. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7045) - you deserved it (30034)
On 08/21/2009 at 3:26am - misc - by onebadwave (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
I agree, your life sucks (50249) - you deserved it (7739)
On 08/16/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
