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AshleighNason

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AshleighNason

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  • Number of visits : 943
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

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AshleighNason's favorite FMLs

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

#17355075
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25970) - you deserved it (2716)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by doomeddaddy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered I can properly operate the television remote with my feet. I then realized that it is pretty much my only talent. FML

#17280926
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22406) - you deserved it (7855)

On 07/27/2011 at 6:21pm - misc - by supergirl7 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML

#16757277
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30823) - you deserved it (3139)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by firethorn - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14475) - you deserved it (55597)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

#16561931
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17798) - you deserved it (38951)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML

#15720068
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25878) - you deserved it (9775)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Monique - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I flew to another country to see a concert. He said he'd carry all the cash and tickets in his wallet, so I left my bag at the hotel. He got so drunk, five minutes into the show he took off leaving me stranded in a strange city with no means of getting back to the hotel. FML

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

#14503708
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61468) - you deserved it (3584)

On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML

#13729555
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25818) - you deserved it (3613)

On 11/05/2010 at 7:36pm - love - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML

#13336627
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22572) - you deserved it (2376)

On 10/05/2010 at 11:20pm - work - by sick (woman) - United States

Today, I went to a museum that had exhibits of wax people in the hallways. We were taking pictures of what we thought to be a waxwork old lady. Turns out she was real. FML

#13138405
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19761) - you deserved it (8616)

On 09/21/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by yourmom - United States (Georgia)

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn. FML

#13063394
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26996) - you deserved it (3699)

On 09/15/2010 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

#12869426
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11759) - you deserved it (53343)

On 09/02/2010 at 12:03pm - health - by Sickie. (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

#12081632
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23421) - you deserved it (7079)

On 07/24/2010 at 5:49am - work - by wils (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was one of five people called up to the front in class to receive a special notice from the school administration. The first four people received awards for outstanding effort in school. Mine was a notice that I had overdue library fines. FML

#10502352
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10492) - you deserved it (24165)

On 05/13/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by leftout (man) - United States (California)



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