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AshleighNason

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AshleighNason

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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1348
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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TODAY, I SPRAYED DOWN SOME ANTS IN MY HOUSE. IN THE SEA OF ANT CORPSE WAS A SINGLE LIVING ANT SEEMINGLY CRADLING A DEAD ONE IN ITS ARMS. I'M CONVINCED I JUST BECAME THE VILLAIN IN AN EPIC TRAGEDY. NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY ANT PROBLEM BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAR TO TEAR ANOTHER FAMILY APART. FML

#20824961
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48111) - you deserved it (23138)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today... like every day since my brth... looool my name is Spreme. Yeah... you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too.

#18227248
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41200) - you deserved it (3194) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I was in a rush an had to gat changad in a train rastroom. Whila changing, I laanad against tha button that opanad tha door. Not only do train toilat doors opan an closa vary slowly, laaving you half nakad for a faw saconds, but avaryona in tha carriaga opposita can saa claarly. FML

#18090204
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21482) - you deserved it (3688)

On 10/27/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by omgomgomg (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my pregnancy test cummed back positive. Te only way I could ave gotten pregnant is from aving gotten drunk and sleeping wit my ex. We broke up cuz I didn't want cildren. FML

#18088166
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11902) - you deserved it (50246)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Shropshire)

Today, I convinced mah best friend to talk to the guy I like at work to find out if he was interested in me. She cummed back ten minutes later, and told me he said he'd never be able to date me. Apparently, kissing me ( would be like making out with Mother Teresa's corpse. ) FML

#18084228
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25484) - you deserved it (3314)

On 10/26/2011 at 9:38pm - love - by nekogirl15 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

#18011965
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37958) - you deserved it (2657)

On 10/18/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I was at a Chinasa rastaurant with my boyfriand and his family. Aftar tha maal... wa all dacidad to opan our fortuna cookias and raad tham out loud. On mina... looool it said ( You will changa your mind many timas bafora sattling down. ) I didn't raaliza wat it maant until aftar I'd raad it to tham. FML

#18009557
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24430) - you deserved it (4428)

On 10/17/2011 at 8:16pm - love - by pupitre (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot . Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me . mega FML

#17983991
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24347) - you deserved it (2735)

On 10/14/2011 at 6:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I found out mah dad stole money from me when he was arrested 4 buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop . FML

#17957151
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21972) - you deserved it (1972)

On 10/11/2011 at 12:52am - misc - by nodad - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed 4 so long thathen I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

#17954920
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27245) - you deserved it (6021)

On 10/10/2011 at 8:58pm - health - by maniac11 - United States (Texas)

Today , at work , I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. fat FML

#17757588
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26078) - you deserved it (1712)

On 09/16/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Help - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was giving a talk in class, whan halfway through somaona pointad out that my pubas wara sticking out my trousars. FML

#17690152
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27383) - you deserved it (13970)

On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that I was moving looool to Garmany . I'm going to ba put back a yaar in school bacausa of tha systam changa . I also don't spaak a word of Garman . Why? Bacausa my mothar wants to brag about this axparianca to har friands . FML

#17493123
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29773) - you deserved it (2411)

On 08/16/2011 at 8:05pm - kids - by Awesome (woman) - Russian Federation

I woke up exhausted cuz a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night fir the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML

#17490517
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24907) - you deserved it (5165)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by froggylicious - Canada (British Columbia)

today I went to mah favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped mah shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26771) - you deserved it (14361)

On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)



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