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Ashleigh201
  • Town/Country : Kansas..yeah not fun. (:
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 January 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1775
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ashleigh201 : Hey I'm Ashleigh! I play tennis, hang out with friends, run..a lot of things! I don't know..anything and everything. I volunteer in my local humane society's vet clinic every Monday because I hope to be a vet someday. I am kind of a nerd so I love to read :)
Im 16, and I will be a junior in high school at the end of august. Im only excited because I get to see all of my friends at one place, at one time. :)
Family is important to me, and I consider my friends my family as well.
Other important members of my family? My pets. I have 10. :) My favorite being my hedgehog. And no, his name is not Sonic. Sooo cliche. :)
well..that's me in a nut shell. Message me if you want, I'm a pretty big talker, and I love meeting new people :) Okay well..bye! :)
Words with friends: AshleighB18 Just message me and let me know you're frm FML (:

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

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On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML

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On 07/09/2011 at 11:19am - love - by Beanzbeanz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

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On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

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On 06/25/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by thatguy - Canada

Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML

#16842955
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On 06/25/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by PandaMantis (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my school year book awarded "cutest couple" to my boyfriend and I. We broke up yesterday. FML

#16842946
152 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 12:31am - love - by yearbook369 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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89 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML

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On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

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On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

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502 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML



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