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Ashle1gh
  • Town/Country : Wales, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 September 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1182
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ashle1gh : My name is Ashleigh, obviously.
I post on FML whenever I have nothing better to do. Causing arguments isn't my thing and I'm not going to bother to correct your spelling/grammar.
I try to be as nice as possible, I apologize if occasionally I come across as a bitch, I promise you that it isn't intentional - for the most part at least.
My comments are always short and sweet, don't expect anything in depth from me, it won't happen.

Feel free to send me a message, I can't promise I'll reply though.

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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35755) - you deserved it (5026)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

#17173696
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35747) - you deserved it (2815)

On 07/19/2011 at 3:40am - intimacy - by ken - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML

#17107042
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26231) - you deserved it (2098)

On 07/14/2011 at 11:53am - intimacy - by TheGoodTwin (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
502 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117035) - you deserved it (5933)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
527 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML

#17027029
134 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML

#16972353
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21143) - you deserved it (3142)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38566) - you deserved it (3563)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)



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