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Ashle1gh

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1585
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ashle1gh : My name is Ashleigh, obviously.
I post on FML whenever I have nothing better to do. Causing arguments isn't my thing and I'm not going to bother to correct your spelling/grammar.
I try to be as nice as possible, I apologize if occasionally I come across as a bitch, I promise you that it isn't intentional - for the most part at least.
My comments are always short and sweet, don't expect anything in depth from me, it won't happen.

Feel free to send me a message, I can't promise I'll reply though.

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Ashle1gh's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

#17448755
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30858) - you deserved it (2678)

On 08/12/2011 at 9:14am - kids - by LuckySperm (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, my roommate and I got into an argument. He told me he understood if I didn't forgive him "for a couple of days." He'd confessed to undressing my girlfriend in her sleep. FML

#17447904
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36144) - you deserved it (2654)

On 08/12/2011 at 3:54am - intimacy - by James (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

#17438897
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46651) - you deserved it (4855)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

#17429477
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33962) - you deserved it (6477)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by noway - Singapore

Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

#17414090
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54641) - you deserved it (4595)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by ksmith - United States (Ohio)

Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year old man's junk. FML

#17408229
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34911) - you deserved it (5893)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by Sharee K. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML

#17406158
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28194) - you deserved it (3916)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

#17404140
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32453) - you deserved it (4762)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

#17398167
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36399) - you deserved it (4430)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by Eddie (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

#17390197
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34622) - you deserved it (3446)

On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

#17384491
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28398) - you deserved it (8286)

On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML

#17362990
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32599) - you deserved it (11426)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by laughingflame - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51161) - you deserved it (9837)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37581) - you deserved it (9713)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

#17277146
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19841) - you deserved it (36105)

On 07/27/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by SallyGeen (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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