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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1898
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ashle1gh : My name is Ashleigh, obviously.
I post on FML whenever I have nothing better to do. Causing arguments isn't my thing and I'm not going to bother to correct your spelling/grammar.
I try to be as nice as possible, I apologize if occasionally I come across as a bitch, I promise you that it isn't intentional - for the most part at least.
My comments are always short and sweet, don't expect anything in depth from me, it won't happen.

Feel free to send me a message, I can't promise I'll reply though.

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Ashle1gh's favorite FMLs

TODAY, MA BOYFRIEND TOUGT IT WOULD BE SEXY IF E BIT ME ON TE LIPS. NORMALLY, I WOULD AVE ENJOYD IT, IF TE LIPS IN QUESTION WERE TE ONES ON MA FACE. FML

#17591992
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39263) - you deserved it (4693)

On 08/27/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by RainCl0ud - United States (California)

today I lerened that the "If I can't see you, you can't see me." rule is entirely false. Just cuz I can't initially see my creepy neighbor, doesn't mean he isn't watching me change my clothes through the blinds. FML

#17585991
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26495) - you deserved it (3434)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Peekaboo (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got a taxt massaga from a numbar I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm chaating on you, I couldn't do this in parson bacausa you'ra ugly whan looool u cry." I havan't had a ralationship in 6 yaars an I still managa to gat dumpad. FML

#17584361
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37173) - you deserved it (2790)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in mah ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

#17578977
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36022) - you deserved it (2596)

On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah boyfriand wrota ma a braak-up lattar, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31255) - you deserved it (4152)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to nuts via nieghbor's tenni ball shooter. FML

#17573986
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24418) - you deserved it (2356)

On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Thier reasoning? I stole things. When I askd what I'd stolen, mah aunt lookd me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML

#17566014
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31851) - you deserved it (2907)

On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after 18 years of struggling to provide my daughter with the finest educational opportunities I could afford, I dropped her off to start school at the best public university in the U.S !! So far the only thing she's learned ishat weed smells like !! FML

#17560241
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28643) - you deserved it (5763)

On 08/23/2011 at 5:55pm - kids - by BerzerkelyBongBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah cats found mah box of condoms. This is the third one they've chewed up. The worst part? They've gotten more use out of them in the last two months than I have. mega FML

#17557717
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27669) - you deserved it (6587)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by lonely (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today... it was my birthday... and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML

#17547713
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28569) - you deserved it (2898)

On 08/22/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by rene - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MY 4 YEAR OLD ASKD TO GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY IN THE SPRINKLER. I TOLD HIM NOT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I WAS BUSY AND HE'S TOO LITTLE TO PLAY OUTSIDE BY HIMSELF. I CAME OUT OF THE LAUNDRY ROOM LATER TO FINE HE'D BROUGHT THE SPRINKLER IN THE HOUSE AND TURND THE WATER ON. AT LEAST HE LISTEND. FML

#17528012
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31713) - you deserved it (8132)

On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah girlfriend sextd me fir the first time in months. Half looool way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML

#17525503
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11337) - you deserved it (71531)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:58am - intimacy - by KiDCuSHi - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean... so he could borrow them later. looool Which may have been reasonable... if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

#17516529
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41589) - you deserved it (2877)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , My Boss Stopped Mid-walk During A Conversation About The Humidity In Our Office , After I Told Him I Didn't Like The Air Conditioner On , Because I'd Rather Not Be Cold An Wet , An That I Liked It Warm An Sticky . I Knew Then He Was No Longer Thinking About The AC . FML

#17498648
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11839) - you deserved it (32845)

On 08/17/2011 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, My Little Brother Proudly Informed Me That He Found A Way To Suck Pool Water Up His Asshole . FML

#17487267
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33209) - you deserved it (2864)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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