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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 September 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1350
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ashle1gh : My name is Ashleigh, obviously.
I post on FML whenever I have nothing better to do. Causing arguments isn't my thing and I'm not going to bother to correct your spelling/grammar.
I try to be as nice as possible, I apologize if occasionally I come across as a bitch, I promise you that it isn't intentional - for the most part at least.
My comments are always short and sweet, don't expect anything in depth from me, it won't happen.

Feel free to send me a message, I can't promise I'll reply though.

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Ashle1gh's favorite FMLs

Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML

#17633447
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26918) - you deserved it (1729)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:22am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML

#17633195
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28833) - you deserved it (2289)

On 09/01/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by bob - United States

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

#17629696
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32142) - you deserved it (2097)

On 08/31/2011 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

#17629318
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40977) - you deserved it (11517)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

#17628880
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26287) - you deserved it (9922)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30876) - you deserved it (2969)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15585) - you deserved it (53179)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I managed to get locked inside a caravan toilet. My relatives heard me having a panic attack and instead of unlocking the door, they called the neighbours over to enjoy my anguish and embarrassment. FML

#17627414
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21423) - you deserved it (2539)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:34am - misc - by RhuLynette - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

#17625753
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30679) - you deserved it (4634)

On 08/30/2011 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Annie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML

#17620390
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19895) - you deserved it (3434)

On 08/30/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by gofixmyhead (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

#17619671
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39199) - you deserved it (5288)

On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pounds father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

#17602503
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28145) - you deserved it (2797)

On 08/28/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by CooBerry3851 - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML

#17601968
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26462) - you deserved it (5745)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

#17598415
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32590) - you deserved it (2729)

On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

#17597553
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29095) - you deserved it (2352)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:40pm - misc - by concertqueen - United States (California)



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