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Ashekitty's favorite FMLs
Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
by papersofdivorce / 01/31/2013 at 12:08pm / Peru (Lima) / Love
Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2013 at 6:43am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
by shit.... / 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm / Malaysia (Selangor) / Intimacy
by Harry Dare / 09/02/2011 at 12:31pm / United Kingdom (Walsall) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/08/2010 at 7:24am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by lm / 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
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