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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 327
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ashekitty : I'm Ashley, I'm an asshole.

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Ashekitty's favorite FMLs

Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35867) - you deserved it (3531)

On 01/31/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by papersofdivorce (man) - Peru (Lima)

Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38223) - you deserved it (6779)

On 01/03/2013 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18410) - you deserved it (29654)

On 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by shit.... (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31819) - you deserved it (4090)

On 09/02/2011 at 12:31pm - love - by Harry Dare - United Kingdom (Walsall)

Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30603) - you deserved it (3063)

On 09/08/2010 at 7:24am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (67250) - you deserved it (3801)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

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