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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 December 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16803
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ashaytes : Ummm. I'm pansexual and openminded?
I like laughter.
And I like sappy songs, along with indie bands.
I want to be a forensic pathologist. 'Cause I like gore and shit.

And Matt Smith in drag makes my heart go boom, boom, pow.

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Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

#16728173
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23751) - you deserved it (8332)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

#16727847
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43506) - you deserved it (5393)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79096) - you deserved it (6514)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

#16725871
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9593) - you deserved it (100588)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:32am - health - by princev - United States

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

#16725685
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36146) - you deserved it (4494)

On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39920) - you deserved it (4455)

On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

#16722873
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50009) - you deserved it (3377) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/18/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Inconnu - France

Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

#16722339
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28072) - you deserved it (14333)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by sucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

#16601397
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27672) - you deserved it (15015)

On 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm - health - by 8sq (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

#16600238
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27895) - you deserved it (7074)

On 06/10/2011 at 8:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

#16599837
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49094) - you deserved it (6434)

On 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm - love - by sherryberry2013 - United States

Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML

#16599419
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27165) - you deserved it (3453) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/10/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonyme - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, my cousin taught me how to make dinner. My cousin is in first grade and I'm in college. FML

#16598107
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11010) - you deserved it (36389)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML

#16597604
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24827) - you deserved it (3783)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm - animals - by crazydog (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

#16596385
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20759) - you deserved it (47603)

On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)



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