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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 December 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16809
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ashaytes : Ummm. I'm pansexual and openminded?
I like laughter.
And I like sappy songs, along with indie bands.
I want to be a forensic pathologist. 'Cause I like gore and shit.

And Matt Smith in drag makes my heart go boom, boom, pow.

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Today, I wore my expensive new white jacket to work, thinking it would be a nice change from my usual black. I managed to lean in printer ink. FML

#16771657
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24481) - you deserved it (11425)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:33pm - misc - by drycleanplz - Reserved

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40525) - you deserved it (3476)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34937) - you deserved it (9480)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

#16765667
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50860) - you deserved it (5187)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML

#16764992
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32418) - you deserved it (2759)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:21pm - health - by StupidDentist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML

#16762179
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33967) - you deserved it (5123)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:14pm - health - by Me - United States (Florida)

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

#16762129
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25522) - you deserved it (2773)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:12pm - health - by Tequila (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML

#16761354
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27513) - you deserved it (7250)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:59am - misc - by m2k (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

#16758820
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26805) - you deserved it (13516)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:12am - love - by blondetergent (man) - Singapore

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me he's been having doubts, but he still wants to stay with me. I asked him why he had been so nervous about us and he replied, "I don't know, just thinking about a future with you makes me feel nauseous". We've been together over 2 years now. FML

#16758248
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29873) - you deserved it (3538)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:13am - love - by MissNoFuture (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML

#16757277
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30840) - you deserved it (3142)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by firethorn - United States (Texas)

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

#16756639
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26275) - you deserved it (3506)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Hello (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181
388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39664) - you deserved it (5968)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I spent 2 hours making the perfect card for my dad for Father's Day. When I handed it to him, he smiled and said "Thank you" and then killed a fly with it. I found it in the trash a couple of hours later. FML

#16752985
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33690) - you deserved it (3777)

On 06/19/2011 at 10:17pm - kids - by Heartbroken (woman) - United States (Texas)



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