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  • Number of visits : 4627
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AshStar : I ♥ photography, reading, listening to music and shopping, i'll say those are my passions.

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Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

#19779965
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25027) - you deserved it (3176)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:42am - money - by bad date - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40674) - you deserved it (3857)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

#19774662
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27649) - you deserved it (2020)

On 06/12/2012 at 1:29am - health - by fmmmmlll (woman) - United States

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

#19754526
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23111) - you deserved it (2232)

On 06/08/2012 at 10:00am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

#19754432
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35413) - you deserved it (3542)

On 06/08/2012 at 9:26am - intimacy - by unamyous - United States (California)

Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML

#19754220
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12691) - you deserved it (42915)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:58am - work - by WaffleMan (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26898) - you deserved it (2819)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" FML

#19734660
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28635) - you deserved it (6018)

On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

#19732110
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21228) - you deserved it (2300)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:02am - misc - by unacceptable (woman) - Australia

Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML

#19731019
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26364) - you deserved it (3967)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

#19730976
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26723) - you deserved it (5920)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:05am - love - by Stolemylady - Australia

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

#19730259
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30382) - you deserved it (2997)

On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML

#19687199
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31520) - you deserved it (2488)

On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friends were coming to pick me up from volleyball practice. When their car pulled up, I jumped in. It was really quiet, so I looked up, only to find I had gotten in the wrong car. FML

Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML

#19682982
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10456) - you deserved it (40548)

On 05/26/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by girly girly - United States (Texas)



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