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About AshStar : I ♥ photography, reading, listening to music and shopping, i'll say those are my passions.

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Yesterday, I Usd A Rd-eye Removal Tool On One Of Mah Photos . I Quickly Realisd How Bad Mah Acne Is When The Software Couldn't Distinguish Between Mah Eyes And Cheeks . FML

#19856551
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23718) - you deserved it (2546) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/27/2012 at 4:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, mah grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She cummed to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and mah boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML

#19855906
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25271) - you deserved it (4294)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by RatCityChick - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I HAD TO HAVA A LONG AND AWKWARD MAATING WITH MY BOSS. IT WOULDN'T HAVA BAAN TOO AWKWARD THOUGH, IF I DIDN'T HAVA TO AVOID STARING AT HAR AXPOSD BRAAST WHILST SHA FD HAR 8 WAAK OLD BABY. BIG FAT FML

Today,hile cashiering at the drug store, I saw ex-boyfriend,ho I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

#19853920
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35381) - you deserved it (3049)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:05am - love - by tammy (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I sent mah boyfriend a nude picture... he sent it back to me with a mustache on mah face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

#19853880
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25512) - you deserved it (8990)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:58am - intimacy - by maggie74 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was getting dirty with mah boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, ( It feels lyk the looool inside of mah asshole. ) big fat FML

#19810073
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44285) - you deserved it (4072)

On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I was forcd to listan to a cliant rant about har lacklustar saxual ancountars with har husband. I was also givan a rathar dataild dascription of his manhood. Apparantly , it's small. FML

Today, mah husband recorded me getting out of bed an sleepwalking all the way into the backyard an straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

#19806951
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20842) - you deserved it (2939)

On 06/18/2012 at 12:05pm - misc - by Myriam (woman) - Maldives (Maale)

Today, mah boyfriend an I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all looool mah teeth an says, "You need to brush yur teeth." mega FML

#19806714
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10422) - you deserved it (33423)

On 06/18/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend an I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all looool mah teeth an says, "You need to brush yur teeth." mega FML

#19806714
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10422) - you deserved it (33423)

On 06/18/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States

2day My Grandmoter Treatend To Kill Erself Wit A Banana. Se Ten Got Angry Wit Me Wen I Didn't Attempt To Get Te Banana Away From Er. My Mom Punisd Me Cuz I Didn't Take Te Situation Seriously Enoug. FML

#19806269
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28843) - you deserved it (2896)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today..!! I realized I have been single 4 far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting!! FML

#19806122
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22791) - you deserved it (5483)

On 06/18/2012 at 6:22am - intimacy - by the critic (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! I realized I have been single 4 far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting!! FML

#19806122
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22791) - you deserved it (5483)

On 06/18/2012 at 6:22am - intimacy - by the critic (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I was at work wen a co-worker decided it would be funny to email me from my boss's computer to tell me I ad been laid off . It wasn't funny wen I was fired for real after "skipping work witout giving notice." FML

#19805072
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30416) - you deserved it (2158)

On 06/18/2012 at 12:39am - work - by Adam Jensen - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, I KINDLY ASKED MAH BOYFRIEND TO SHAVE HIS PUBIC HAIR TO MAKE ORAL SEX MORE ENJOYABLE 4 ME. HE DECLINED, SAYING, "THINK OF IT AS FLOSSING YUR TEETH. I'M DOING U A MUCH NEEDED FAVOR." FML

#19803721
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30411) - you deserved it (5217)

On 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by turnedoff (woman) - United States



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