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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1591
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Arxikist : In sum, I'm basically a Football WR, Hockey RW. Atheist, Patriotic city-boy from Canada. I mostly use the app so I probably won't your message if you send me one. To avoid getting thumbs down from me do not mention/ do the following:

- Talk about yourself randomly
- Talk about peoples PP
- Talk about religion
- Say "lol", "haha", etc.
- Be stupid in general
- Don't kiss anyone's ass (especially DocBastard's)
- Don't fake you know the OP
- Don't fake you are the OP

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Arxikist's favorite FMLs

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

by KrissyBearr / 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML

by dontpeeonmenxtime / 12/29/2011 at 9:51am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

by Joe / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

by picklemonger / 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm / Canada / Transportation

Today, marks the two weeks since my paycheck should have arrived. During these two weeks, my battery has failed, tire has blown, and my phone and water bill have become past due. When I called the guy who's supposed to pay me, he said he has a note about it "somewhere on my desk". FML

by Anonymous / 12/08/2011 at 1:14pm / United States / Money

Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

by childdreamkiller / 12/08/2011 at 12:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

by skidmark / 12/08/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation